Post by Daily Hoaxes & News Co. on Apr 13, 2019 21:16:44 GMT 7
Public Rumors
"What? Why am I reading this news? I just get it in my mail box. What? There's no way I'll subscribe to this kind of ridiculous newspaper. It's fun to read if you're bored and have nothing else to read."
- Some greasy moustache-man -
"Firo Prochainezo? Yeah, I know him. He's a paperboy just like me. Well, he's a weird person. He and his fellow immigrant friend like to spout some nonsense like owning a big press company or such. Don't ask me how ridiculous it's."
- A paper boy who likes to throw his newspaper to other people's face -
